Birth Control Will Create "Pagan Society Based On Consequence-Free Sex"

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by Robin Marty, RH Reality Check

September 7, 2011 - 2:55pm (Print)

Are you ready to be the "battering ram" of a pagan society?  Because this is the best anti-birth control screed I have ever read.

Via NPR, writing on conservative arguments against the Pill:

Others, such as Jeffrey Kuhner, president of the conservative Edmund Burke Institute, say birth control is no less than an affront to God. "In short, liberals want to create a world without God and sexual permissiveness is their battering ram. Promoting widespread contraception is essential to forging a pagan society based on consequence-free sex," he wrote in an opinion piece for the Washington Times.

Am I the only one who thought he was going somewhere else with that battering ram metaphor?

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purplemistydez Hmmm....he may have started a September 7, 2011 - 4:07pm

Hmmm....he may have started a new fad, "The Battering Ram."  LOL.  Why are conservatives so obsessed with other people's sex lives?  Seems like they are jealous of all the sex we liberals are having.

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la plume assassine Why do they always have to September 7, 2011 - 4:50pm

Why do they always have to make up these weird, elaborate, conspiracy-tinted stories about normal, everyday things like birth control? I mean, I've read these crazy "opinion" pieces by anti-choice conservatives so many times that I'm starting to wonder how many of them are seriously delusional and how many of them are just exaggerating for effect.

Also, it makes me giggle to think that my tiny IUD is an AFFRONT TO GOD. Since it's inside of my body, does that also make me as a person a heinous affront to God as well? whoa, who knew!!

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Jayn Your mistake is in thinking September 9, 2011 - 2:37pm
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ProChoiceFerret And don't even think of going to the hop September 9, 2011 - 3:16pm

Your mistake is in thinking that it's your body.  You don't own it--God does.

 

The way anti-choicers see it, it's like borrowing your dad's car. You have to be really careful with it, and if you so much as get a scratch on the door, you're in for a whupping. Oh, and if he wants you to grab some milk and a baby or two on the way home, then you have to do it. Otherwise, no more driving privileges for you!

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ahunt Uh...you cannot be serious, September 9, 2011 - 7:43pm

Uh...you cannot be serious, Jayn.

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ProChoiceFerret Friendly fire September 9, 2011 - 8:50pm

Uh...you cannot be serious, Jayn.

 

I think it was meant to be sarcasm... not that that's easy to recognize when you have so many troglodytes willing to say stuff like this for real.

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ahunt I think it was meant to be September 9, 2011 - 9:25pm

I think it was meant to be sarcasm

 

 

OH.

 

So sorry, Jayne

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Jennifer Starr Well, Jayn, last time I September 9, 2011 - 10:11pm

Well, Jayn, last time I checked we weren't living in a theocracy, and no deity has appointed you as its spokesperson. So what I choose to do with my body and how many children I choose to bear, if any, is still none of your business.  Are we clear on that now? 

 

Okay--seeing now that this was sarcasm so I take it back and apologize.  So sorry, Jayn--I plead very frazzled brain so please forgive me. 

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cloned lamb Well go arrest YOURSELF then, September 10, 2011 - 8:30am

Well go arrest YOURSELF then, "baby killer", because OUR God/Goddess gave ALL women 450+ ABORTIFACIENT plants like COFFEE, TEA, SOY, GINGER, RED CLOVER, "CONSECRATED" WINE, TOBACCO, JERUSALEM'S QUEEN ANN'S LACE SEEDS, AND BC PILL-INSPIRING YUCCA AND YAM PLANTS so women can avoid grisly childbirth injuries and save unwanted children from being raped by priests!  You've given yourself and countless other women a zillion abortions already in your kitchen and office!  Now go gather up your "aborted baby" tampons and have Father Pedophile give them last rites and say funeral masses for them!

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crowepps Boggle! September 7, 2011 - 5:11pm

But, but, but I thought Pagan societies were TOTALLY structured around the fertility cycle and crops and celebrating reproduction.  I thought Pagan societies were the ones with the 'temple priestesses' and orgies the PURPOSE of which was to produce pregnancies.  No devout self-respecting Pagan is religiously interested in BARREN sex and PREVENTING reproduction.

 

REAL Pagans are more like the 'baby a year till you die' Quiverfull adherents or the 'celebrating their feminity' advocates dabbling wistfully in their vaginal mucus and thinking about how as Real Women the greatest accomplishment they could ever aspire to is death during childbirth.

 

These guys aren't just paranoid and delusional, they're outright IGNORANT.  Last time they got all lathered up and hysterical like this over something they didn't really understand, they burned women alive.  Are they really truly going to let the misogynistic fanatics off the leash again just so the Republicans can get reelected?

 

I guess if they're willing to create a global depression and starve a billion people to death to prove they're 'real men', there isn't any reason to assume a few thousand women killed here or there annually would be important to them, but it's like they have AMNESIA about just how crappy things were for everybody ELSE when this was tried the last time. 

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cloned lamb Crowepps, Jeffrey Kuhner is probably CHILDFREE HIMSELF! September 7, 2011 - 7:38pm

I may have overlooked it, but his various bios indicate him being married for about 15 YEARS but don't mention ANY CHILDREN!  I actually crossed paths with him during the Gore v. Bush debacle and he mentioned previously working for ANOTHER CHILDFREE forced birther Catholic -- Pat Buchanan (whom NOBODY challenges for being blissfully childfree!).  What is especially worrisome is the Croatian Catholic "refugee" background of his Canadian citizen parents -- if you google "Unholy Trinity" by Mark Aarons and John Loftus, Vatican Nazi ratlines, Vatican Bank Claims and Nazi Catholic Croatian Ustashi leader Ante Pavelich, you'll find a mother lode of "pro-life" WWII GENOCIDE committed by his beloved anti-contraception pope, Paul VI aka Cardinal Montini, who KNOWINGLY FUNDED the slaughter of 1 MILLION Serb Christian Orthodox "heretics" -- including the gutting of pregnant Serbs and their FETUSES! -- "TO FIGHT ABORTION!"  HUNDREDS of Croatian priests ran death camps and raped ALREADY BORN children before dismembering them! These priests also ran the ratlines that smuggled 100,000 Nazis to Canada and the U.S.!  Kuhner's parents, grandparents and other relatives could be bonafide Nazi genociders.  He recently defended Croatian war criminals in the more recent 1990s Balkan conflicts!  

It amazes me that liberals never challenge forced birther PRIESTS and GOP playboys on their own childfree lifestyle choices and the Vatican's genocidal Nazi collusion.  Paul VI's mother-killing Humana Vitae is completely invalid since Paul should have been hung at Nuremberg!

It also amazes me that forced birthers demand OTHER couples practice their miserable and deadly abstinence-only UNnatural Family Cramming (NFP) scam while they do as they please -- mistresses, closet abortions, multiple annulments, corporate fraud, genocidal invasions, etc.

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SophiaH Fertility September 8, 2011 - 10:32am

A PAGAN social structure  was based on  FERTILITY but that means NOT  destroying our production of  food and  waters by oever populating our lands.

We honor the reproductive pattern of the womans body  and altars, mounds, henges from  thousands of years are oriented to  this unchanging  pattern.

PAGANS taught and do  teach logical planning of reproduction of humans as well as animals. We honor the fertility  of the crops and cattle while maintaining a balance of all  and no over production in any  area.  This is  HONORING  FERTILITY.

At Festivals and ritual celebrations  we have all the  sex games anyone  could want  and camaraderie in common among everyday life  but  we dont make pregnancies unless  planning  has shown  a new mouth can  be fed  till the baby  reaches age to join in being a productive member of the society and not  a drain on  resources.

We work WITH NATURE and have not the hubris to think we can overcome HER and make HER our  slave. ;)

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SophiaH If you were being  sarcastic September 8, 2011 - 10:41am

If you were being  sarcastic here you ought ot have paced a disclaimer under it.

I also  take offence at this text as those sooo many who know NOTHING of  PAGANISM

will take  parts and use on other threads  where the ignorant can use theses remarks

to bolster the persecution of  PAGANS and  HEATHENS

 

this needs your capable editing  skills:

 

I thought Pagan societies were the ones with the 'temple priestesses' and orgies the PURPOSE of which was to produce pregnancies.  No devout self-respecting Pagan is religiously interested in BARREN sex and PREVENTING reproduction.

 

REAL Pagans are more like the 'baby a year till you die' Quiverfull adherents or the 'celebrating their feminity' advocates dabbling wistfully in their vaginal mucus and thinking about how as Real Women the greatest accomplishment they could ever aspire to is death during childbirth.

 

your kind attention  to it  is  greatly  appreciated.

Thanks .

 

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SophiaH This was directed to  September 8, 2011 - 10:46am

This was directed to  crowepps B                 

I did hit  reply but is  wants to be posted here instead

 

mmm?

 

 

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crowepps Yes, you are right September 8, 2011 - 1:11pm

I was being sarcastic, and I should have placed a disclaimer on it.

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SophiaH to crowepps September 8, 2011 - 10:48am

trying to make this where it  oughtta be

crowepps

 

If you were being  sarcastic here you ought ot have paced a disclaimer under it.

I also  take offence at this text as those sooo many who know NOTHING of  PAGANISM

will take  parts and use on other threads  where the ignorant can use theses remarks

to bolster the persecution of  PAGANS and  HEATHENS

 

this needs your capable editing  skills:

 

I thought Pagan societies were the ones with the 'temple priestesses' and orgies the PURPOSE of which was to produce pregnancies.  No devout self-respecting Pagan is religiously interested in BARREN sex and PREVENTING reproduction.

 

REAL Pagans are more like the 'baby a year till you die' Quiverfull adherents or the 'celebrating their feminity' advocates dabbling wistfully in their vaginal mucus and thinking about how as Real Women the greatest accomplishment they could ever aspire to is death during childbirth.

 

your kind attention  to it  is  greatly  appreciated.

Thanks .

 

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Catseye71352 ExCUSE me! September 8, 2011 - 5:10pm
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crowepps Already apologized once but will gladly do so again September 8, 2011 - 8:44pm

The "real Pagans", with "temple priestesses" that I was talking about did indeed exist, but were, obviously, way back there thousands of years ago, in the time of Zeus and Hera, Thor and Odin, Corn Kings and the Horned One, feeding infants to Moloch and burning human sacrifices in wicker baskets.  Golden Bough pagans.  Ancient pagans.

To those people who currently describe themselves as "Pagan", I sincerely apologize for forgetting you and insulting you.

My acquaintances use the term Wiccan and I just plain and simple screwed up by forgetting you.

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Catseye71352 "Burning people in wicker baskets" September 9, 2011 - 12:44pm

Thank you for the apology, but there is still disrespect here.

 

Google Peter Berresford Ellis for a brilliant rebuttal of the obscene idea that Druids practiced human sacrifice. Modern interpretations of the activities of the hierodoules are twisted by being viewed through the lens of Judeo-Christian hatred of anything sexual. Jesus belongs right up there with the "Corn Kings". 

 

Vote me a "troll" again if you like, but my point iis valid.

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crowepps Sigh September 10, 2011 - 5:32pm

I agree that Jesus has some simularities to a corn king, although His myth has many distinct differences, first because he has no companion representative of a goddess, second, that he has no relationship to fertility, and is not being sacrificed due to a perceived failure in same, and third, that his teachings were considered important.  Corn kings traditionally WERE and FERTILIZED but their 'reign' was mainly physical.  In addition, Christ's shedding of blood and suffering are not aimed at replentishing the earth but instead designed to satisfy the need for punishment held by a God angry at His creation for disobedience, which is a huge theological difference.

 

The Romans documented 'Druids', and their capture of Roman troops, and their attempts and successes in burning them, wicker cages and all.  Absolutely agree that propaganda by their Catholic persecutors has little value.

 

I very rarely vote on posts unless they contain hate speech, which yours did not, and certainly didn't vote on any of yours in this thread.  I don't vote posts down because they criticise me, particularly when the criticism is valid.

 

As to "respect".  I agree that you have every right to practice any faith which you wish to practice and to expect everyone to respect your right to do so.  Religious freedom demands that we all recognize those reciprocal rights.   As we should, for instance, the beliefs of the sincere fundamentalist Christian faithful who appear on these comments threads.  Agreeing that the PRACTICES of the people involved are correct and a good idea, of course, is a whole different thing.

 

Your brief comment may not have been requesting that I ignore the voluminous scholarship that memorializes religious practices by ancient peoples using the same religious name, but I would note that shoving it all out of sight because your religion has progressed and those practices are no longer part of it sounds like intellectual whitewashing, and I think it's unreasonable to expect me or anybody else to do that.   Christians have to cope with Lot's incest, and Abraham's willingness to kill his son as a sacrifice, and his sexual abuse of his servant.  I'm sure Pagans can cope with the existence of ancient practices even though they may grate on modern sensibilities.

 

Resurrecting a persecuted and obliterated religion may be a good thing, but pretending its ancient practices were always in line with modern sensibilities is a betrayal of its ancient practitioners.  Rites which they felt necessary and proper may seem odd or cruel to us, but since they must have felt they were absolutely vital or they wouldn't have performed them, their sincere belief deserves some respect as well.

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Nightshayde Crowepps's Comments September 7, 2011 - 8:17pm

I take offense at the remarks in your first two paragraphs. Pagans DID celebrate May Day with fertility rituals to ensure a good crop; however, that doesn't mean they are irresponsible people who have sex solely for the purpose of reproduction. 

 

And your comment "REAL Pagans are more like ' baby a year til you die' " and the rest of the drivel in that paragraph are so disrespectful I won't even attempt to refute it.  Aparently, you have no knowledge whatsoever of Paganism.  If you did, you would not be making such horrendous remarks.  Try looking up what REAL pagans do on www.witchvox.com.

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colleen Nightshayde September 7, 2011 - 10:03pm

I would like to suggest three things:

1.Learn to distinguish between sarcasm/humor and insult. (Crowepps was making a joke, Mr Kuhner was not)

2. Write Jeffrey Kuhner (jkuhner@edmundburkeinstitute.org) about his "horrendous" remarks and insults directed towards the Pagan community

3. Understand that writing in bold does not incline the reader to accord your post more emphasis or respect or attention. Quite the opposite.

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crowepps I apologize for offending you September 8, 2011 - 2:03am

I apologize for offending you with my humor.  The following may do it again.

 

I would note that the Catholics and fundamentlists insist that it's having sex for any purpose OTHER than reproduction that is irresponsible.

 

I would note that unless present day Pagans have reinstituted temple priestesses, it's pretty clear I wasn't talking about you.

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sonicnylon Hate-monger discards a little deceit September 8, 2011 - 12:26pm

At last a step away from the deceit that Religious Right wingnuts are concerned about the "life" of the fetus. The fanatics are opposed to ALL  family planning and this is only a means to their end of imposing their twisted sexual repressionism  and misogynism on the rest of us. If Mr. Kuhrer would now admit that his religious charlatanism is merely a device for persecuting "consequence-free sex" and the lives and health of women, he'd be almost truthful!

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carolrhill814 What does this have to do with your believes??? September 8, 2011 - 3:23pm

I really don't understand this these are the same people that will wonder why we are finding more an more babies thrown into the garbage because the mother didn't want the child in the first place and when they find the mother want to throw her in jail for murder.

 

I wish people would watch the movie: THE OTHERSIDE OF MIDNIGHT and just maybe they would give the right to do what she wants to do.

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Jennifer Starr I'm confused--what does a September 8, 2011 - 3:45pm

I'm confused--what does a novel by Sidney Sheldon--a very good novel which was made into a good movie in 1977, have to do with the issue of birth control?  Can you enlighten me, Carol? 

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cloned lamb Kuhner and his Nazi pedophile priest terrorist cult September 8, 2011 - 7:25pm

Kuhner and his Nazi pedophile priest terrorist cult want to impose Nazi punishments (torture, slave labor, forced breeding, medical experiments and executions) on contraception-using couples and abortion patients! The Vatican and its thousands of Nazi-colluding clergy were never punished for supporting Catholic Hitler and genociding a million Serb "heretics". Croatian Nazi apologist Kuhner wants to reinstate his death cult here in America. He needs to be pilloried 24/7 by women, Dems and the media. He musn't get away with his Nazi hate crimes.

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lisakaz Just the Pill, tho, right... September 8, 2011 - 8:23pm

I mean, you're not going to deny MEN the opportunity of consequence-free sex by taking those away, are you???

 

Didn't think so.

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Freetobe I do not get the Pagan vs.sex thing September 8, 2011 - 10:33pm

I would have thought he would have used the term Atheists. Maybe he actually knows that Atheists know more about religions than most people and that is why they are atheists in the first place. Na- he can't be that educated.

Another idiot, do they ever sleep?

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crowepps Sure he can be that uneducated September 9, 2011 - 3:19am

I figured he was mixing up 'pagans' with 'hippies'.  He still sounded like an idiot.

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Heathen5701 Not sure I understand. September 10, 2011 - 11:02pm

This is a bad thing how?  If a woman is allowed to have sex when she wishes without guilt or fear of pregnancy, I believe that is all to the good.