Urgent Appeal: More Important than Stupak

I know everyone is caught up in Stupak's stupidity at the moment, but there is a more urgent communications challenge. The future, not just of health care reform but the entire galaxy, is at stake.

The Catholic Church has decided to look for life on other planets.

Progressives must immediately start using the term "Pro-Alien" before the Vatican does.  We must make sure their bogus messaging on social issues doen't impact intergalactic relations. Just look how they treat God's female and gay children.

Let's make "we come in peace" mean something again.

I don't think it needs a focus group, but if you're in the field you might as well tack on a question.